Hatred

I have one very good reason for hating this time of year, you know the time when the (posh golden) bunny comes to visit us; I'm obviously not talking about the resurrection (or "birth") of Christ. And anyone who thinks I'm stupid for that comment about the "birth" of Christ, then you aren't in the know.

Anyway back to the reason I hate Easter.

It's the chocolate. The damned stuff has given me a mouthful of ulcers and means I can't enjoy the nice 70% cocoa dark chocolate I had been saving for last.

Bastard sugar.

*waltzes off in a huff*